"Come on, I have really good taste," the sexy swimmer said. "He's really not my type."
Well, good to know I don't need to be Michael Phelps to have a chance here*.
And, of course, this is couple-day-old news, so an apology has already been issued.
*This blogger actually had his picture taken with Ms. Beard and played mini-golf with her, so he knows he doesn't actually have a chance anyway, but stil. . .