"Ew."

That's the reaction of gold medalist hottie Amanda Beard on the prospect of dating Michael Phelps. I'm willing to bet he started that rumor. I know I would.

"Come on, I have really good taste," the sexy swimmer said. "He's really not my type."

Well, good to know I don't need to be Michael Phelps to have a chance here*.

And, of course, this is couple-day-old news, so an apology has already been issued.

Still funny.

*This blogger actually had his picture taken with Ms. Beard and played mini-golf with her, so he knows he doesn't actually have a chance anyway, but stil. . .