And he likes it.
Bill, Bill, Billy, Bill Bill Bill Bill. You're asking for it with this, you know that? I don't know whether to admire you (I don't know if that's possible) or puke.
There's just too much to say about this. I'm finding it very hard not to stoop the level. I know you've got the jokes filling your head, and I'm not going to post them here.
. . . so you should post them in the comments.