Monday, March 23, 2009

Four Simple Concepts

-Jimmy Rollins is better than Derek Jeter.
-Derek Jeter is a worse hitter than Adam Dunn.
-Shane Victorino and Curtis Granderson are very good defensively.
-Adam Dunn is a worse fielder than all living humans.

If Davey Johnson would have comprehended any of these four concepts, Team USA may have faired significantly better in the WBC. Instead, we're forced to just wait another few more years before we get to see Matt Weiters catch and throw a perfect game against each team while speaking in tongues about each and every opponent's mother.

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