Not only the dictator thing or the inability to die, but this awesomeness:
The game between the teams from Japan and South Korea, Cuba’s strongest opponents, took place on Monday March 9. The score was 1-0 in favor of the latter and Japan only had two more opportunities to bat.
The dangerous and emblematic Ichiro, who had already failed on three occasions, hit a single.
The Japanese coach ordered a bunt from the second – and without doubt first-rate – batter of the team, and as a result, presented the opponents with their second out.
I am sure that, for our experienced team, that would seemed an error whichever elemental way it is analyzed.
Fidel Castro: Communist, Dictator, Immortal and Crusader Against the Making of Useless Outs.
Photo courtesy of the Onion.