Monday, October 20, 2008

The Patriots Will Win Tonight Because Two Injured Quarterbacks are Hurt and Another One Sucks

Stuart Scott's reasoning for picking the Patriots tonight on Monday Night Football:

In Matt Cassell's career he has backed up Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart and Tom Brady. Of those four, he's the only one playing this week, so I'm picking the Patriots.

The janitor at my local McDonalds has been a janitor at three other restaurants in town. Two of those chefs are dead (both in beaver-related incidents, tragic), and one of them is no longer licensed to prepare food due to health violations.

So I'm hiring this janitor to cater my Halloween party.

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