I really, really hate putting Jim Rome on this blog, but this is the only audio I could find of this, and it's just too hilarious to pass up.
(Pro Tip: Fast forward to 2:08 to minimize the Romesuck.)
My word that's awesome. It's just so perfect.
(Also, just this little clip and hearing Rome's shtick and need to drive absolutely every point in to the ground and spell out ever single joke reminds me why I hate him so much.)