New spokesperson for Home Depot? I think so. I'd lock this guy up with an endorsement deal for life, brah! Especially with all the brain knowledge he be spittin' out about these victory tools. Case in point:
Yankees
Offensive support for C.C.
Phillies
Blanton, not Lee... We'll see.
Translation: the Yankees need to score runs to win and the Phillies need to... see if Blanton will be better than Lee? See if Blanton will actually be pitching and not Lee? They need to see...... something. I give up. I have no clue how "Blanton, not Lee... we'll see" qualifies for any type of advice or tools for victory. McCarver has entered a new realm of stupidity here, folks. I'm pretty sure he lacks some type of mental capacity.
These "tools" leave the door wide open for what we can expect for the rest of the series.
"Score runs for Lee"
"Francisco, not Stairs... risky affairs"
"Look out for A-Rod!"
"Dynasty? It may be too soon... we'll see"
"Release your inner Phillie Phanatic"
"Jump ahead, stay ahead"
"Win or go home"
I am 83% sure that that last one will be an actual one for the Phillies in game five........... we.will.see.
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