In honor of his first game in the bigs (for those wondering about that 0 for 4, he wanted to show compassion to as a single hit from his bat would have caused the city of Detroit to disappear from the map), I give you this: The Official Matt Wieters Facts Site
Also, our earlier homage to Mr. Wieters: The Word
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Showing posts with label Matt Wieters Pisses Excellence. Show all posts
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Four Simple Concepts
-Jimmy Rollins is better than Derek Jeter.
-Derek Jeter is a worse hitter than Adam Dunn.
-Shane Victorino and Curtis Granderson are very good defensively.
-Adam Dunn is a worse fielder than all living humans.
If Davey Johnson would have comprehended any of these four concepts, Team USA may have faired significantly better in the WBC. Instead, we're forced to just wait another few more years before we get to see Matt Weiters catch and throw a perfect game against each team while speaking in tongues about each and every opponent's mother.
-Derek Jeter is a worse hitter than Adam Dunn.
-Shane Victorino and Curtis Granderson are very good defensively.
-Adam Dunn is a worse fielder than all living humans.
If Davey Johnson would have comprehended any of these four concepts, Team USA may have faired significantly better in the WBC. Instead, we're forced to just wait another few more years before we get to see Matt Weiters catch and throw a perfect game against each team while speaking in tongues about each and every opponent's mother.
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